About Me
My name is Dani and I'm a little fucking ray of Sunshine.

Wiccan, nature lover, astrology enthusiast, tarot reader, animal rights advocate, humanist, bibliophile, Gemini, sailor mouthed.

- Pro choice
- Feminism rules
- Equal rights for any and all sexual and gender identities
- If your religion makes you happy, be happy
- Animal rights or get out of my face
- Anti judgement

My Profiles

I love this fat little fur blob and all he loves is plums.
Today was the first time I couponed for grocery items and not just personal care items. 
➖9 boxes of cereal
➖2 boxes of coffee k cups
➖2 coffee creamers
➖2 Annie’s Mac and cheeses
➖4 cans of veggies
➖1 lemonade
➖1 dozen eggs
➖4 shampoos
➖3 deodorants
➖2 lotions
➖1 wipes
$6.11 out of pocket, with tax. Over $92 in savings. I’m a queen. 👑
My baby stockpile, minus what I’ve given away and all the free cosmetics and razors. I’m not a hoarder, I swear. I just can’t say no to free. 💰
Don’t trust the B in apartment 23 is life.
What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.

The Amperxandt
Hedi Xandt



Anonymous: I don't know if this helps or not, my sister lives in an apartment and a lot of people usually toss their coupons into a trash bin that is by the mailboxes; it's there for junk mail/unwanted coupons. She sometimes finds a bunch of coupons in there. Idk if it's the kind that you're looking for or not, idk if that's too gross for you or not. Just wanted to let you know

You are wonderful, thank you for the idea! (:

jedijen said: Blugh. :/ thats annoying. Go steal my moms! hahaha

hahaha there is no way I’m sneaking around your parents house to steal a newspaper… what if your dogs don’t recognize me!?!? and don’t get me started on your dad… i do not have a death wish

jedijen said: sometimes if you ask the newspaper place you can get just the inserts. you can also get them online i believe!!

I asked! Just waiting to hear back! ): I KNOW, but those places charge basically the same as if I just bought the whole damn paper 10xs over hahah. Ugh. 


I wish I could figure out a way to get more Sunday paper inserts without getting the actual Sunday paper. It’s such a waste.

I need to stalk my mail man or something and force my friendship upon him.

I need to figure this out asap because I was so set on donating to the women’s shelter when my stockpile got bigger ):

LET ME SHOP FOR YOU 😻Retail: about $34, paid $2.15 before taxes. Thanks to coupons, I had overage and walmart actually paid ME a little over $4.00, which when towards my total. (2) razors, (12) cans of cat food, (1) bag of cat food, (3) zest bars, (1) lotion, (2) mini Garniers, (1) ponds towelettes, (1) suave shampoo.