About Me
My name is Dani and I'm a little fucking ray of Sunshine.

Wiccan, nature lover, astrology enthusiast, tarot reader, animal rights advocate, humanist, bibliophile, Gemini, sailor mouthed.

- Pro choice
- Feminism rules
- Equal rights for any and all sexual and gender identities
- If your religion makes you happy, be happy
- Animal rights or get out of my face
- Anti judgement

My Profiles


I’m on a mission today. If this all works out, I’ll be buying 14 shampoo/conditioner/haircare items at Target today for around $7. 

Target, be gentle with me ok.

Shoutout to weareenotafootballteam for being the coolest, best friend in the world and for generally being awesome.

)))))))’: my cat has been in my face all morning and I had a really yum lollipop and he put his furball tail on it and I had to cut it out.


This is what I have to say to responsibilities today.


someone backed into my car in the parking lot this morning.
i am just not feeling today, at all.

Really over everyone having an attitude with me lately. Hello I’m an important human being too.

Laughing so hard it turns into hysterical crying >

Today I’m wearing the comfiest sweater in the world and I feel really cute. Ok.

I feel like being a little devilish and irresponsible tonight.

Just because you’re a fan of a celebrity doesn’t mean you have to lose your sense of right and wrong and turn the cheek when they say or do  something offensive. I will probably love a few til the day I die, and I still know when to be like “awh nah, now you fucked up”.

This girl brought fun desserts for the work room and she will not leave the work room and all I want is a fucking cupcake so bad but I don’t want people to see me. I want to sneak my breakfast cupcake because it’s before 11 am and I don’t feel like being judged ok. 


I just picked up another client… stoked! Double the hours, double the pay.


I hung out with The Front Bottoms.

I’m an adult but I’ll be damned if I say I wouldn’t have the urge to jump face first into a bed that’s piled with stuffed animals when I see one.

I seriously have the best fucking friends in the world. I’ve cried three times today but two were happy cries because of them. No one is luckier than I right now.