About Me
My name is Dani and I'm a little fucking ray of Sunshine.

Wiccan, nature lover, astrology enthusiast, tarot reader, animal rights advocate, humanist, bibliophile, Gemini, sailor mouthed.

- Pro choice
- Feminism rules
- Equal rights for any and all sexual and gender identities
- If your religion makes you happy, be happy
- Animal rights or get out of my face
- Anti judgement

My Profiles


Update: Lilith is doing so much better and her heart beat has regulated itself. and my water is broken. We’re having this little girl tonight, damnit!

Delivery is not going as well as planned. Babygirl has a very irregular heart beat and isn’t responding very well. I have to abstain from pain medication and wear an oxygen mask to make sure she stabilizes.

I don’t ask for this kind of thing often, but please please send some positive thoughts our way. I’m trying so hard not to lose it.

All checked into the hospital. You can come anytime now, babygirl!

Not sharing this with other social media yet because we don’t want a bunch of people showing up but

I’m checking into the hospital this afternoon and should have my daughter by tomorrow sometime.

Holy fuck I am nervous.

Contractions tapered off last night. I hate false alarms. Also my blood pressure is high. So that’s fun.


I think I’m having contractions!!!! Oh goddess I hope so.

I could look at tiny houses for hours. Ugh, tiny house porn.

Today is my due date and this stubborn child gives no fucks because she’s not coming anytime soon. 


My favorite Target is now apparently unsafe for women to go to alone. 

Really depressed about the fact that as a female, I have to be cautious to the point of suspicious any time I want to go to the fucking store by myself or with my child.

Fun story: my bf has an ex that was a horrible mean asshole the first few months he and I were back together and I never reciprocated.

It’s a year later and while we were cleaning, he found her copy of Super Smash Bros that she forgot about and we played it all weekend.

Moral of the story is good games happen to good people.

I’m so gloomy when I don’t have hobbies. I can’t wait to be physically able to go couponing and geocaching again.

Now I’ll have a tiny wingman.

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Most disappointing doctor’s appointment ever. I decided I’m just going to nap for the next 7 years.

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